Drake-isms

Today's Drake-isms:

Is one of the ten commandments "Thou shalt not eat poison Ivy?"

"Freckles are just dead chicken pox."

"Jumping while holding onto my own leg finally helps me with my progress."

"The next time you tell me to put something in the garbage I am going to set it on fire!"

"Everything is not fair! Nothing is fair that you say! Nothing!" repeated over and over again.